beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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