yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
kristin has been a bad kristin
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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