Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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