dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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