That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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