he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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