that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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