32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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