oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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Do I have a choice?
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I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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