i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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