did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Pants are for mortals
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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