WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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