I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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