i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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