I'm passing your future prison.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I enjoy the company of your penis
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