You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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