im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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