I bet he comes in French.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize
