Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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