well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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