Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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