honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
And then the night went full on bisexual.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
as a side note pls kill me
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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