so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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