ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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