There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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