arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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