Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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