Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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