just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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