dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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