thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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