Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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