ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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