What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
People in love make me want to vomit
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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