Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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