By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize