Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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