the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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