I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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