He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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