So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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