K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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