Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
