If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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