i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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