she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Barsexuality is the new black.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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