I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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