I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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