Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Randomize
