Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
