Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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