Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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