Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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