You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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