It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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