Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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