is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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