Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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