making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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